Silly Stuff

Before we jump into the hell that is tech week (already there, actually), taken from a cue in the previous post, here are the alternate versions of the songs in the show that we'd like to perform:

• Tower of Blah-Blah
• Prepare Me (watch out for that cord...)
• God Shave the People
• Gay by Gay
• Learn Your Choreography Well
• O Bless the Lord of Dance (more paddle turns for you, Erin)
• All For the Rest (please stop banging the canes on the floor so damn loudly)
• All Good Riffs ("...the warmth to swell Lorraine...")
• Right of the Girls
• Percussion Simplified: Two sets of hard eights, please (versus 100 measures of insanity)
• Beautiful Pity
• Pulled Back, Old Man (You Fosse, you Fosse, then Martha Graham, Martha Graham...)
• Alas, You Jew
• By My Thigh
• We "Biatch!" Thee, Fear Us
• On da Wiwwows (WTF was my secret signal with Todd again? This matzoh and raspberry Crystal Light tastes like ass.)
• Finale ("Oh Todd, you're sweating...")
• Beautiful City, Again (can we do a few more measures of this, 'cause it's pretty)

- Sean